I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

(via fake-mermaid)

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let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

(via pizza)

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there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

more like 2013 and below am i right???!?!?!/1/1

(via circumcising)

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sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

(via andrewquo)

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I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via daft-hunk)

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