fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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Maybe if I sit in the bathroom long enough all my co workers will think I died
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